I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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