Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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