If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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