Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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