The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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