love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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