No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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