covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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