he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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