I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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