My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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