hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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