quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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