Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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