Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize