i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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