I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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