nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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