I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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