DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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