I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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