Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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