I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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