apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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