There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Come see our sink grown plant.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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