You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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