This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
