It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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