So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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