Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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