I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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