Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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