he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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