I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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