Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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