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I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"

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(904): View more from Florida

watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like

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(504): View more from Louisiana

open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me

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(408): View more from California

By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?

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FUCK YOU MAN

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(406): View more from Montana

There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"

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(317): View more from Indiana

Come on in and take your pants off

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