it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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