Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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