This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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