my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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