Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He felt like a one man threesome
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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