I feel great
I just peed on a car
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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