Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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