You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You can't motorboat a personality
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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