When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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