I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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