you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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