we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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