But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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