She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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