i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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