Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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