Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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