Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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