if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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